Most embarrasing post EVER

Publicado: 20/04/2011 en Sin categoría

I had been fighting myself this last few days about if I should write about this or not. I guess I crossed some sort of line when this problem started to mess with my workouts. That makes it “blog related”.

It’s not easy for me to write this. There’s no “cute” way to say it either. There’s no way to write this without you guys having some horrible mental image of my…uhm…. *Oh Dear God* bottom.

OK, fuck it, I’ll just say it. I got the piles.

*Awkward silence*

Oh, come on. Apparently, 50% of americans has them or will have them in the future. Wich means shit to me since I’m chilean, not american ¬¬’  Also, men got them more often than girls. Wich doesn’t means anything to me either.

About 4 years ago, I had the same problem. I ended up getting surgery 😦 Not fun days, at all. But that surgery did kick-started my weight loss, now that I think about it. I was forced to eat a lot of veggies in the hospital, I dropped like 15 pounds after it, and it did made me think “Well, I could keep going this diet thing and see if I lose some more fat weight”.

I refuse to write the “P” word again, so I’ll just keep calling it “The Little Fucker”, or just “TLF”. So, TLF didn’t let me get any workouts last week. I was supposed to have a week off on the Hollywood Physique program, but it was supposed to be April’s last week, not this one. The pain was just simply too much. I bought some over-the-counter stuff and now I feel alright. But yeah, TLF is still there.

I did some research and apparently TLF is here to stay. Maybe it wont hurt, but it will be there. And cause pain every now and then. I simply will not have that life. If TLF isn’t gone by next Monday, I’m attacking with all I got. I’ll go to the specialist, and say “Just knife me down again, got dammit!” I don’t care how much I have to pay, or the pain I must endure, but boy, TLF has its days counted.

I’m currently scared of squatting or deadlifting. I didn’t get any swimming because of the “open wound” thing, even if now it feels allright. I secretly hate squats and deadlifts, but boy, when you can’t have them, you actually miss them!

So, please excuse the TMI post… I needed to get it out of my head. I hate how TLF messed with my lifting and workouts. I hate it! I need to get this over with ASAP.

Yeah, no pic at the start of this post. Thanks me for that. The classier pic idea I got was the image from “The Ring” movie. Yeah, that one…

  1. Yum Yucky dice:

    Well I hope you get bettah soon. And thank you for no pic.

  2. […] Of course I had to make the Paleo fries as well Hey, I did fast for the entire day (doctor appointment, don’t ask). […]


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