Happy 2012!!! Let’s face it, it is our last year before the Earth blows up in a hellish ball of fire… so enjoy every day!
Now, I hope you behaved this New Year’s Eve. I mean, it’s OK to party with your friends, i f you must…
And maybe even have a drink or two while you do karaoke. That’s cool too.
What it’s not cool at all, is to drink your own mass in alcohol and somehow think that hanging some Christmas ornaments in your crotch is funny because you get to have golden balls. Wait, WHAT!?!?!??!
And something that you must never, EVER do, is to stuff your manly chest with a Santa’s plushy and a Rudolph’s plushy, so you can have your picture taken while you pretend to twist your nipples in an erotic ecstasy.
O-H D-E-AR G-O-D.
And remember, if you get too drunk, you’ll look tipsy in the final pic, taken at 8:00 AM…
Umhh… yeah…. Let’s pretend THAT never happened, OK?
Anyways, HAPPY 2012!!!!